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2009

Well, it's 2009.

I don't think I need to recap 2008 for anybody reading this, as you most likely lived through it yourself. I will however list a few things I already knew, but were reinforced in 2008.

• Bureaucracies are a lot like an an ancient Greek maze with a Minotaur roaming around in it. But in this simile a ball of thread won't do you as much good as a long handled pooper scooper. . .what? Minotaurs have a digestive system too, you know.
• It's so much harder to stay healthy than it is to savor European chocolates and watch good TV shows.
• Americans were living above their means
• Life is like a box of chocolates. On the clearance rack. At Big Lots.
• Some other things that I would type if my hands weren't in so much pain.

Some New Year's resolutions for 2009

• To increase my IRA/401k plan purchases until this market turns around. If it doesn't, we'll be screwed anyway, so why not buy low and cross my fingers?
• To pay down debt more aggresively
• To do more fun things
• To stop typing so much at home.